Funny, Internet, Language

3. Profit.

Made-up statistics suggest that 43% of all Internet communication is the simple recitation and repetition of catchphrases, script snippets and sketches from popular TV programmes.  I’m not taking about random...
Language

Whore, whore, whore.

Poor Santa Claus. Still reeling from the ignominy of having Christmas lights renamed “Winter decorations” in some UK towns last year, the gravitationally challenged present deliverer has been instructed to...
Culture, Internet, Language

What’s in a Word?

2,091 web users, polled by British research body YouGov, were asked to cite the Internet generated words and phrases that bug them… 1. Folksonomy2. Blogosphere3. Blog4. Netiquette5. Blook (a book based...
Language

Brains Needed

I’m trying to work out the etymology of two phrases that seem to have become common in the blogosphere.  If anyone knows where they might come from (TV show? Specific...
Language

Banned Phrases of 2007

The following phrases and/or syntactical constructions are now officially old. Please stop using them immediately: “Wow. Just wow”. The word “really” used on its own for sardonic emphasis. (eg: “I...
Language

I can’t handle the snark…

There’s been something eating away at me lately – and I blame Friends. More specifically, I blame Chandler Bing in Friends. The influence of that programme, now forever stuck in...