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What Smilies Really Stand For…

🙂 I am unable to convey humour through my written style alone.
😉 Did you notice me being sarcastic just then?
🙁 This is what I look like in real life.
>:-( Help, someone has stabbed me in the head.
(8^ )) I need to get out more.
😮 A pig is sniffing my trousers.
😐 I’m going to kill myself, then you’ll be sorry.
:-* Ermintrude.
:-p Lick my armpits.
:-} I left it on the bus. Sorry.

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